Friday Funnies

Braison - Daddy, can you draw me a bath? My back hurts.

Lilian - I'm thirsty.
Me - I am mommy, it is nice to meet you, Thirsty.
Lilian - No mommy, I am not a real cup!

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Sweet, Sweet Children

On the way home from the store tonight:

Lilian: I sure am a pretty little girl, huh mommy?

Mommy: Yes, Lilian, you are a pretty little girl. :o)

I took the humidifier out of her room tonight to put into Braison's room since he needs it more than she does right now.

Lilian: (Through her tears) Don't take it!! I need my machine, Mommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy!!!

The other morning, I was blow drying my hair and Braison was watching cartoons on our bed.  I had just turned off the blow dryer when Braison yells, through the closed door, "STOP BLOWING YOUR HAIR MOMMY!" So, I opened the door & looked at him, he looked at me and calmy said, "Please stop blowing your hair mommy, I can't hear the television when you do that. Thank you." And, turned back to his show.  He is such a character!

Hiding in the grass

I got a call from my mother this morning, she watches Braison and Lilian while Ron and I work, to ask about a snake in our yard.  The kids were telling her about the snake that they found in the backyard yesterday, how it was in the grass, how they held it and pet it, and telling her the "sssssss" noise that snakes make.
Anyway, she called me to ask about the snake that we had found.  I asked her what she was talking about, and she relayed to me what the kids were telling her, while standing at the back door, reliving their experience.
That is when my laughter began, why you ask?  Because the "snake" that they were telling their Nana about was actually a 1/2" worm that we had found in the dirt.

CHEEEESE!

Lilian - (Holding her hands up around her eyes like she is looking through binoculars, or a make believe camera in this case) "Mommy! Look Here!
Mommy - Looks over to her
Lilian - "Say CHEEEESE!!"
Mommy - "Cheese!"
Lilian - "OH! Good one Mommy! One more picture."

Kids say the silliest things! Well, I guess grown-ups say the silliest things, we just don't realize how silly they are until they are mimicked by our children!

I Love Kids!

So, now that Braison is in a "big boy" bed, he tries to find excuses at night to get out of that bed (imagine that!). Well, last night we heard him talking and it sounded like he was standing right on the other side of his door. I go to look and he has his toes sticking out under the door. I put my ear to his door to hear what he is saying, and to my delight I hear, "Braison needs toenails clipped now." Hahaha! He was trying to show me through his door that he needed his toenails clipped, even though he had just got them clipped the day before. What a character, so inventive! I love it!