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Mom: Braison, you are like a little girl sometimes.
Lilian: Yeah, you should stop acting like a girl.
Braison: So, you two are like boys!
Lilian: That is so AWESOME!

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Braison: Mom, I really don't like having these kinds of conversations.

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Lilian: This is outrageous behavior! The kids in my daycare need some discipline!

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Nana: My feet are old and tired.  I need new ones.
Lilian: Just go to mommy at her work, she will get you some!
Braison: But, they won't be real ones!

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Lilian (after finding a dead bug on the ground): This was a spider who lost its leg...then its life.

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Braison (talking to grandma): Mommy says that she is going to sell me to the zoo.  I was hoping you could just buy me so that I can come live with you instead.

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Braison: Man, my stomach, head, and eyes hurt bad because I had to wake up too early this morning.
Lilian: Wow, you are a hot mess!

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Braison: I am going to need some parts for my truck.  I need five bumper brakes and three oil filters.  Oh, and I also want to get some new curtains for my house while I am out. 

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Braison: Daddy, guess who is coming to our house after dinner?
Daddy: I have no idea, who?
Braison: I will give you a hint.  They are old and their names start with "G"
Lilian: I know! I know! It is Grandma and Grandad!!
Braison: Yep! Sure is!

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Mommy: Guess who is coming this weekend?
Braison: The leprechauns?!?
Mommy: No, not yet.  But, Uncle Tyler will be here! Isn't that more fun than the leprechauns?
Braison (pouting): No, not really.

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Lilian (speaking to Grandad): Mommy is old.  Daddy is real old.  You are knocking on Jesus' door!

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It has been a while since I have done a Friday Funny....I will try harder to get back on the ball!

**(We were having dinner at Goodwood after the kids' birthday party, the waitress noticed the kids' pins that announced it was their birthday)


Waitress - How exciting! Happy Birthday! (She was leaning and looking down at Lilian when she said this)
Lilian - You just spit in my eye!
Waitress - Oh, you are so cute!
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**(Tyler and Charley sent the kids a Christmas gift, which is the only gift under our tree so far)

Braison - After Lilian gets dressed, can we go open the Christmas gift?
Mommy - No, it is a Christmas gift, you have to wait until Christmas to open it.

Braison - How do you know we have to wait?

Mommy - The gift says right on it "Don't open until Christmas"

Braison - Well, I am going to go down there, erase that, and write, "Open before Christmas"

Mommy - Oh yeah?  How do you even spell "before?"

Braison - B-F-O-R!

Mommy - Close! But no cigar...looks like you are waiting for Christmas after all!

Braison - Dang it! Can I call Daddy?  I need to ask him how to spell "before" the right way...

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*We were at a birthday party where Braison was talking to someone, telling them a story*
Braison: Mommy, I was speaking, please do not interrupt me.  That would be rude.

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Lilian - I really don't want to go to pre-school today.
Daddy - You need to go so that you can learn stuff and be smart.
Lilian - But, Daddy, I already know everything!!

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Lately, whenever Braison burps or passes gas, he says, "Excuse you!"

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Lilian (age 3) answers questions about Daddy:

What is something daddy always says to you?
     I love you.
What makes daddy happy?
     When I smile at him.
What makes daddy sad?
     When I don't smile.
How does your daddy make you laugh?
     He tickles me.
What was your daddy like as a child?
     Nice to his sister.
How old is your daddy?
     32 (She is right!!)
How tall is your daddy?
     Bigger than big.
What is his favorite thing to do?
     Dishes.
What does your daddy do when you're not around?
     Just stays at the house.
If your daddy becomes famous, what will it be for?
     For being my daddy.
What is your daddy really good at?
     Putting some things away.
What is your daddy not very good at?
     Not putting his lunchbox where it belongs.
What does your daddy do for a job?
     Works at the work he works at.
What is your daddy's favorite food?
     Spaghetti.
What makes you proud of your daddy?
     When he shovels.
If your daddy were a cartoon character, who would he be?
     A birdie.
What do you and your daddy do together?
     Go to the store and the car races.
How are you and your daddy the same?
     We have the same shirt sometimes.
How are you and your daddy different?
     We don't have the same forks at dinner.
How do you know your daddy loves you?
     He just does.
What does your daddy like most about your mommy?
     She puts pictures up.
Where is your daddy's favorite place to go?
     The parts store. (She knows her daddy well!)

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Braison (age 3) answers questions about Daddy:

What is something daddy always says to you?
     I love you.
What makes daddy happy?
     When I don't cry.
What makes daddy sad?
     When I cry.
How does your daddy make you laugh?
     He tickles me.
What was your daddy like as a child?
     Like me!
How old is your daddy?
     22 (Are you kidding me?!?)
How tall is your daddy?
     Um...GIANT!
What is his favorite thing to do?
     Eat breakfast.
What does your daddy do when you're not around?
     Probably just cries.
If your daddy becomes famous, what will it be for?
     Working hard.
What is your daddy really good at?
     Working on the car.
What is your daddy not very good at?
     Cooking.
What does your daddy do for a job?
     Reads books, sings songs, and does his ABC's.
What is your daddy's favorite food?
     Chicken tacos.
What makes you proud of your daddy?
     When he doesn't cry.
If your daddy were a cartoon character, who would he be?
      Mickey Mouse.
What do you and your daddy do together?
     Work on cars and play.
How are you and your daddy the same?
     We use "odorent." (aka - deodorant)
How are you and your daddy different?
     I have camouflage eyes and he has blue.
How do you know your daddy loves you?
     He signs "I love you" to me.
What does your daddy like most about your mommy?
      She is his best friend.
Where is your daddy's favorite place to go?
     Camping.

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Lilian (age 3) answers questions about Mommy:

What is something mommy always says to you?
     No!
What makes mommy happy?
     When I smile at her.
What makes mommy sad?
     When I cry.
How does your mommy make you laugh?
     She smiles at me.
What was your mommy like as a child?
     Playing.
How old is your mommy?
     41 (Now I am getting a complex!)
How tall is your mommy?
     Not too tall.
What is her favorite thing to do?
     Her chores.
What does your mommy do when you're not around?
     She just stays downstairs and hides.
If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
     For being with daddy.
What is your mommy really good at?
     Putting her purse away.
What is your mommy not very good at?
     Putting her sunglasses away.
What does your mommy do for a job?
     Works with the "K" (I work at Kormylo Orthopedic and the "K" is our logo.)
What is your mommy's favorite food?
     Chicken.
What makes you proud of your mommy?
     Wearing the best shirts.
If your mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
     Teacher Susie (From Sid the Sience Kid)
What do you and your mommy do together?
     Cook.
How are you and your mommy the same?
     We like pink.
How are you and your mommy different?
     Her hair is brown and mine is white.
How do you know your mommy loves you?
     Because she hugs and kisses me.
What does your mommy like most about your daddy?
    Hugging each other.
Where is your mommy's favorite place to go?
     Wal-Mart (Ha!)

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**The next 4 weeks will be question and answer Friday Funnies**

Braison (age 3) answers questions about Mommy:

What is something mommy always says to you?
     Don't do it!
What makes mommy happy?
     When I don't get in trouble.
What makes mommy sad?
     When I get hurt or be mean to sissy.
How does your mommy make you laugh?
     She tickles me.
What was your mommy like as a child?
     Growing up.
How old is your mommy?
     52. (I think I just sprouted a grey hair :o)
How tall is your mommy?
     Big.
What is her favorite thing to do?
     Go swimming with me.
What does your mommy do when you're not around?
     Cries.
If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
     Singing or hanging things on the wall.
What is your mommy really good at?
     Doing her ekersizes.
What is your mommy not very good at?
     Driving. (Sad day)
What does your mommy do for a job?
     Chores at her work and at our house.
What is your mommy's favorite food?
     Tacos, salad, ice tea, and stuff.
What makes you proud of your mommy?
     For her to not cry.
If your mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
     Minnie Mouse.
What do you and your mommy do together?
     Build blocks, go out, play, and that is all I know.
How are you and your mommy the same?
     We just are.
How are you and your mommy different?
     I have camouflage eyes and she has brown eyes.
How do you know your mommy loves you?
     She tells me that.
What does your mommy like most about your daddy?
     He is silly sometimes.
Where is your mommy's favorite place to go?
     Work and home.

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Lilian - Guess what, Nana...Daddy had two bosses.
Nana - Is that right?  And, who are those two bosses?
Lilian - Mommy! And, I can't remember who the other one is right now....


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Mommy - Braison, I am so proud of you, you did such a wonderful job at gymnastics tonight!
Braison - Mommy, I am so proud of you too!  You sat so quietly and didn't talk at all during gymnastics.  Thank you!

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Back story found here and here ....

Braison - Mommy, I really think that gymnastics class is helping me be a real Buzz.

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Lilian - I like ekersizing, but I think I need to teach Papa how to do it sometime.

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Mommy - Do you guys want to take ballet or gymnastics classes?
Lilian - I want to do both!
Mommy - Well, I don't think that will work, but we will see.  Braison, what about you?
Braison - I don't want to do either of those.
Mommy - Ok, what about t-ball?
Braison - No, I don't want to do that.
Mommy - Well then, what kind of class would you like to take?
Braison - Just one where I can learn to be a real Buzz LightYear.

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Braison - That is funny!
Lilian - I know! I can't even stop laughing right now!

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Mommy - I am sorry Braison, you are just not big enough to ride in the car without your booster seat yet.
Braison - But, I am trying so hard to grow really long!

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Mommy - Lilian, you need to eat all of your vegetables.
Lilian - You can't be serious right now!

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Mommy - Braison, who is this Barbie?
Braison - That is Pocahantamus.